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		<title>Another Brick in the (Facebook) Wall</title>
		<link>http://www.thedigitalcabal.net/2009/07/24/another-brick-in-the-facebook-wall/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 18:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cabal</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thedigitalcabal.net/?p=285</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Some interesting goings on in Facebook land today. My wife is telling me that an ongoing semi humorous, semi serious conversation about whether animals have souls or not; that was taking place on a friends wall, has all but been deleted. It&#8217;s all a little to suspicious to be a random (and ongoing) technical glitch, that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thedigitalcabal.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picard-facepalm.jpg"><img class="postimage alignleft" title="picard-facepalm" src="http://www.thedigitalcabal.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picard-facepalm.jpg" alt="picard-facepalm" width="150" height="150" /></a>Some interesting goings on in Facebook land today. My wife is telling me that an ongoing semi humorous, semi serious conversation about whether animals have souls or not; that was taking place on a friends wall, has all but been deleted. It&#8217;s all a little to suspicious to be a random (and ongoing) technical glitch, that specifically affected a post with religious overtones.</p>
<p>Of course everyone piled on the wall in question to make comments on any potential censorship, and those comments have disappeared as well.</p>
<p>Naturally I told my wife to post on her wall wondering when the SS were going to come round her up for her dissident thinking. I am nothing if not vitriolic and predictable.</p>
<p>Do they like all the negative media attention over there? I just have to wonder when all the fuck ups will stop. I&#8217;ll write more later if there is anything more to tell.</p>
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		<title>EVE Online: Targeted Marketing</title>
		<link>http://www.thedigitalcabal.net/2009/07/22/eve-online-targeted-marketing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 23:21:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cabal</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thedigitalcabal.net/?p=270</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[No it&#8217;s not a new skill or certification, apparantly, Tim Hortons thinks they have something unique to offer the Pod Pilots of New Eden. Check it out.
Click for larger&#8230;
I wonder if CCP or Tim Hortons is looking for a marketing liason&#8230;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No it&#8217;s not a new skill or <a href="http://www.eveonline.com/devblog.asp?a=blog&amp;bid=591" target="_blank">certification</a>, apparantly, <a href="http://www.timhortons.com/" target="_blank">Tim Hortons</a> thinks they have something unique to offer the Pod Pilots of <a href="http://www.eve-wiki.net/index.php?title=New_Eden" target="_blank">New Eden</a>. Check it out.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.thedigitalcabal.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/eve-tims.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-271" title="eve-tims" src="http://www.thedigitalcabal.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/eve-tims-300x187.jpg" alt="eve-tims" width="300" height="187" /></a><em>Click for larger&#8230;</em></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">I wonder if <a href="http://www.ccpgames.com/" target="_blank">CCP</a> or Tim Hortons is looking for a marketing liason&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Road Rage</title>
		<link>http://www.thedigitalcabal.net/2009/07/21/road-rage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 19:02:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cabal</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thedigitalcabal.net/?p=252</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I like to think I am a pretty decent driver. I don&#8217;t run into stuff, I don&#8217;t kill people, and I mind other people using the road along with me. That said, I can be an angry, angry driver. Mostly this is because a large number of other drivers in this city embody none of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="postimage alignleft" title="RAWR!" src="http://www.thedigitalcabal.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/pissedoff.jpg" alt="RAWR!" width="150" height="150" />I like to think I am a pretty decent driver. I don&#8217;t run into stuff, I don&#8217;t kill people, and I mind other people using the road along with me. That said, I can be an angry, angry driver. Mostly this is because a large number of other drivers in this city embody none of the things I just mentioned.</p>
<p>Case in point there was a younger guy in an orange <a href="http://www.gm.ca/gm/english/vehicles/pontiac/" target="_blank">Pontiac</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pontiac_G6" target="_blank">G6</a> (this should almost be enough commentary on the quality of driver) on the way to work this morning. While his driving was acceptable, he gets negative 3 <em>hojillion</em> in the &#8220;<em>Not a Douche Bag Fuck Face</em>&#8221; category. This is due to his insistence that the world, is in fact, his fucking ashtray. Yes, god forbid you sully <strong>your </strong>Pontiac G-fucking-6 with your filthy habit.</p>
<p>On to the ranty bit, guess what Mr. Bag did with his ashes and butt? Flicked them out the window of course&#8230; Where they impacted the hood and windshield of my newly washed 2009 <a href="http://www.mitsubishi-motors.ca/" target="_blank">Mitsubishi</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitsubishi_Lancer" target="_blank">Lancer GTS</a>. After the 3rd full cigarette butt hit my windshield, I dropped the car into 4 and pulled along side, rolled my window down, and let him know that:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>HEY</strong>! Bitch tits! If I see you throw <strong>one more</strong> of those fucking things out your window, you&#8217;re <strong>DONE</strong>.</p></blockquote>
<p>Not having anything intelligent to say to defend himself (or in general for that matter), he wisely said nothing, rolled up his window, and slid back in traffic.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t want butts and ash in <strong>your car</strong>? Here is an idea; <strong>DON&#8217;T SMOKE IN IT THEN</strong>! Nobody else wants to deal with your habit.</p>
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		<title>Bruce vs Christmas Tree</title>
		<link>http://www.thedigitalcabal.net/2009/07/15/bruce-vs-christmas-tree/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 00:43:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cabal</dc:creator>
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This is from a few Christmases back, when I could still own a tree. And yes, that is my cat. *long suffering sigh*
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<p style="text-align: left;">This is from a few Christmases back, when I could still own a tree. And yes, that is my cat. *long suffering sigh*</p>
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		<title>This Site Needs&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.thedigitalcabal.net/2009/07/13/this-site-needs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:27:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cabal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MORE COWBELL!
That&#8217;s all I wanted to say really. Carry on.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-183" title="cowbellrr9" src="http://www.thedigitalcabal.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/cowbellrr9.gif" alt="cowbellrr9" width="210" height="210" /><strong>MORE COWBELL!</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">That&#8217;s all I wanted to say really. Carry on.</p>
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		<title>100 Pushup Challenge</title>
		<link>http://www.thedigitalcabal.net/2009/07/09/100-pushup-challenge/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:21:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cabal</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thedigitalcabal.net/?p=100</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Those of you looking for quick and relatively easy fitness challenge, should check out 100 Pushups. I have been supplementing my workout schedule with this on the cardio days, and it&#8217;s been a fun addition so far. You get some decent upper body development, quick results in terms of ability, and it usually takes less [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://hundredpushups.com"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-113" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 20px;" title="onehundred125x125" src="http://www.thedigitalcabal.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/onehundred125x125.gif" alt="onehundred125x125" width="125" height="125" /></a>Those of you looking for quick and relatively easy fitness challenge, should check out <a href="http://hundredpushups.com/" target="_blank">100 Pushups</a>. I have been supplementing my workout schedule with this on the cardio days, and it&#8217;s been a fun addition so far. You get some decent upper body development, quick results in terms of ability, and it usually takes less then 10 minutes for a &#8220;workout&#8221;.  There is also an online <a href="http://www.pushupslogger.com/" target="_blank">logger</a>, that let&#8217;s you track your progress and share stats among friends. Here are <a href="http://www.pushupslogger.com/plog/show_user/47691" target="_blank">my stats</a> so far, test yourself and post yours in the comments!</p>
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		<title>Traffic Shaping FAIL</title>
		<link>http://www.thedigitalcabal.net/2009/07/06/traffic-shaping-fail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 04:16:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cabal</dc:creator>
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Bet you my neighbors hate me right now.
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<p>Bet you my neighbors hate me right now.</p>
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		<title>Badass&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.thedigitalcabal.net/2008/02/21/badass/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 22:34:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cabal</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thedigitalcabal.net/?p=124</guid>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-125" title="rrod" src="http://www.thedigitalcabal.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/rrod.jpg" alt="Tristis tamen predictable ut sol solis..." width="400" height="394" /></p>
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		<title>Definition of Tired Pt 2: Go to #$%&amp; Edition</title>
		<link>http://www.thedigitalcabal.net/2007/02/18/definition-of-tired-pt-2-go-to-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Feb 2007 12:36:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cabal</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thedigitalcabal.net/?p=139</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Wow, if that&#8217;s all it takes to kill 4 ESX 2.5.3 Service consoles, all the same way, and all at the same time, VMware can keep em!
This next fix better work or I know some special servers that are getting de-racked with sledgehammers tonight!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, if that&#8217;s all it takes to kill 4 ESX 2.5.3 Service consoles, all the same way, and all at the same time, VMware can keep em!</p>
<p>This next fix better work or I know some special servers that are getting de-racked with sledgehammers tonight!</p>
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