MMO Report: *Crickets*
by Cabal on Jun.08, 2007, under General Bitching
Nothing to report here really, since once again the production EVE Online server is down during North American prime time. On a Friday no less. Because of this I have composed the following petition, that if further inspired I will submit when CCP resuscitates the database.
Subject: Lost Training Time Hi, roughly 1 hour after you guys de-racked Tranq’s quorum disk array with a sledgehammer, I would have completed training Large Hybrid Turrets II. I would like to formally request recompense for the lost training time. Since time == money, and money == GTCs, and GTCs == illicitly gained ISK, this is an understandably very troubling event. I know you are working hard to find all of the pieces of that array, and I realize this petition will get deleted so hard that SISI will crash, but I figured I’d ask anyway. Thanks for your time. Addendum: Would it help if I joined Band of Bitches? Addendum to the Addendum: Just askin….
Hysterical.
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[...] Cabal on Jul.11, 2007, under General Bitching So my previous petition got answered. The result of which is produced here for your admittedly minimal enjoyment: Hi, Our [...]